Chilli Tabasco Toilet Paper — The World's Most Dangerous Wipe 🌶️
We've sold a lot of toilet paper over the years. Soft toilet paper. Strong toilet paper. Jumbo rolls. Individually wrapped rolls. Covid toilet paper. But nothing — and we mean nothing — comes close to our most legendary product: Chilli Tabasco Toilet Paper.
Yes, you read that right. Toilet paper. Made with Tabasco. For that real Aussie bloke who thinks regular toilet paper is just too easy.
What Is It?
It's 1 roll of toilet paper infused with Tabasco chilli sauce. No warranty. No guarantee. No lawsuits. No come backs. Just pure, fiery madness.
The idea came from those loveable Chaser Guys — and honestly, we're not sure whether to thank them or blame them.
Watch the Video
Don't just take our word for it. Check out the video below and see what all the fuss is about:
Who Is This For?
This is the perfect gift for:
- That mate who thinks he's tough
- Anyone who needs to be taken down a peg
- The person who has everything
- Anyone with a seriously good sense of humour
A Word of Warning
It will burn your bum. You have been warned. 🔥
At $10,000 a roll, it's also the world's most expensive toilet paper — but can you really put a price on this kind of experience? We use to make quite a few of these at an inexpensive price but inflation and SpaceX tells us we need to charge more.